Ethnic / Country Jokes

Irish Vacation

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A:  A different bar.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Young Immigrant Couple

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights)
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Boston Taxi Driver

A Boston taxi driver backed into a stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. "Name?" asked the cop.
"Brendan O'Connor," the taxi driver replies.
"Wow, that's the same as mine. Where are you from?" asked the cop.
"County Cork."
"Wow, same as me......", the policeman says as he paused with his pen in the air. "Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I need to talk to this fella that ran into the back of your cab!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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