Disability Jokes

Lost Dog

Q: Where you you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.

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Anonymous

Define Agony

Q: What is the definition of Agony?
A: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

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Anonymous

Christmas Eve Dyslexic

Let's spare a thought for dyslexic children around the world this Christmas eve.
Lying awake in bed, worried sick about having Satan climb down their chimney.

Submitted BY: Nekranox