Disability Jokes

Disabled People

There are no disabled people, only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Chuck Norris Jokes) , Disability Jokes
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Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Disability Jokes , Riddles
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Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what's the speed of dark?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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