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Thinking

Q: How do you think the unthinkable?

A: With an itheberg.

Asian Tilt

Q: What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

A: Irene

One Armed Man

Q: How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

A: Wave at him.

Client Bill

A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it. The operation went fine, and the doctor sent the business man a fee for his services of $5000.

The businessman was outraged at the cost, and sent the doctor a letter demanding an itemized list of the costs. The doctor sent back a list with two things:


1 screw = $1
Knowing how to put it in = $4999
$5000 total

The businessman never argued.

Light Bulb - Dyslexic

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

A: One. It isn't too easy.