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Coma Insult

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

Vaccination

Q: Why are vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism?

A: Because they're still alive.

Clip Clop

Q: What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

Witches Brew

Q: What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?

A: A self cleaning coven!

Vampires in a Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then the third vampire says, "I'd like a pint a plasma." Then the bartender says, "OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?"