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State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

A: I don't know, Alaska.

Jersey Love

Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Mr. New Jersey

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet." -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars

New Jersey and California

Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?

A: Because New Jersey got first pick.

New Jersey State Bird

Q: What is New Jersey's state bird?

A: The common House Fly.