U.S. State Jokes - New Jersey Jokes
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.
Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Mr. New Jersey
"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet." -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars
New Jersey and California
Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
New Jersey State Bird
Q: What is New Jersey's state bird?
A: The common House Fly.