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College Adventures

When I was in college, my roommates would have sex with anything that moved. I never felt the need to limit myself that much.

Substitution

My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with?

A dog, dogs eat meat.

Going To Jail

I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

Coma Insult

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

Vaccination

Q: Why are vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism?

A: Because they're still alive.