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Daddy, When Will I Get One?

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

Competition

There's an incest competition in my town this weekend.

I'm going to enter my sister.

Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?

A: Uncles.

West Virginia Virgin

Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?

A: If she can run faster that her brothers.