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Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?

A: Uncles.

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.

I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?

A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"

 

Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

West Virginia Motto

Q: What's West Virginia's new State motto?

A: One Big Happy Family