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Redneck Mothers

Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?

A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

Family Slammer

I almost got raped in jail ... 

My family takes monopoly way too seriously.

Hot Dog

Q: Why do all hot dogs look the same?

A: Because they're in bread.

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

Redneck Forecast

Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?

A: Relative humidity.