Q: What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A: A family reunion.
Redneck Girl and Dad
Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
Redneck Dirty Talk
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
West Virginia Motto
Q: What's West Virginia's new State motto?
A: One Big Happy Family
Q: Is it okay to have sex with a third cousin?
A: I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two.