Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Crusty Old Managing Partner

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Almost Impossible

A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous