Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Fourth Marriage

An eighty year old woman was getting married for the fourth time. A newspaper was interviewing her about her previous marriages. She said she got married the first time when she was twenty to a banker. Then, in her forties she married a three ring circus leader. Then she married a preacher. And now she's marring a funeral home director.  The lady replied, when I look back at my previous marriages, I see one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Brown and Bloody

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who told too many dumb blonde jokes.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
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