Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Marriage And Death

Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Puppy Trail

Q: Worst part about a dead puppy?
A: Walking them is a real drag.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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