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Party at Michael Jackson's

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?

A: By all the Big Wheels parked in his driveway.

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.

I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Pedophile at Heavens Gates

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

Jeffrey Dahmer

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?

A: He wiped.

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on little white crackers.