Dark Humor Jokes
Q: What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A: They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Michael Jackson And Caviar
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
Die Hard Fans
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Padre fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit any more?
A: A dead epileptic.
Leachman to Bob Saget
Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget:
"You didn't just kill sitcoms. You raped them and left them for dead, just like I did to Gavin MacLeod in 1975."