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Taliban Tank

Q: How do you stop a taliban tank?

A: Shoot the guy pushing it.

Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water!

Epstein Suicide

Q: Who was most surprised by Epstein’s suicide?

A: Epstein

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

The Insane Conductor

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down."

The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"