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Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

Hanging Tree

So yesterday I decided to look back in my family tree and found a black guy from 100 years ago and guess what he's still hanging there.

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

Alabama Girl

A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.

I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

Family Slammer

I almost got raped in jail ... 

My family takes monopoly way too seriously.