Dark Humor Jokes
Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?
Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette
The Numbers of The Beast
OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:
- 660 - Approximate number of the Beast
- DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
- 666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
- 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
- 66 - Beast Common Denominator
- 666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
- 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
- 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
- 1-666 - Area code of the Beast
- 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
- 1-900-666-0666: - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
- $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
- $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
- $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
- $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
- $646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
- Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
- Route 666 - Way of the Beast
- 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
- 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
- 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
- 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
- Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
- Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
- i66686 - CPU of the Beast
- 666i - BMW of the Beast
- DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
- 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
Boy & Grandpa
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."