Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Reliable Source

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But you see I'm alive," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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