Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Wearing Suits

Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Hero in a Mental Hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office and said, "Kevin, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. But, I'm sorry to tell you that the man you saved later hung himself." "He didn't hang himself," Kevin replied, "I hung him up to dry."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Submitted BY: JamesVilly