Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Cautious Drinker

Everyone says soda is bad for you...
but OJ will kill you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Learning To Swim?

"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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