Dark Humor Jokes

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Six People On A Plane

Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out  "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Anonymous

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous