Dark Humor Jokes

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Q: What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
A: He had his first taste of Christianity!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
Anonymous

First Time Super Bowl

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
Anonymous

Wit's End

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous