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Celebrity Party

When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.

I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.

Blackhead

Q:  What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?

A:  Hugh Grant.

How Big?

Q:  How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?

A:  Not as big as Hillary's

How is Bob Getting Home?

Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?

A: He's taking the red-eye!

Prince Charles and OJ Simpson

Q: What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?

A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.