When I was 14, I was invited to a celebrity party in Hollywood.
I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling Spacey.
Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
Q: How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
A: Not as big as Hillary's
How is Bob Getting Home?
Q: How is Bob Costas getting home from the 2014 Olympics?
A: He's taking the red-eye!
Prince Charles and OJ Simpson
Q: What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.