Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Written By: KielPhillips

Bad Thoughts

A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home. Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong. The wife told him, "Remember when we first got married and I told you that I couldn't stand him after about a month into the marriage? I really hated him at the time." "Yeah, I remember those trying times." replied the attorney. "I absolutely positively hated him. I even had bad thoughts of killing him, remember?" "Yes, I do." "But you kept telling me to get rid of those thoughts. You said that I would get up to thirty years for such a crime." "That was a long time ago though. Why are you so sad now?" "Because...I could have been a free woman by now!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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No Life

So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance policy.
He answered: “Because I want you to be truly sad when I am gone”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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