Blonde - Ear to Ear

Q: What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win; they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"

Blonde - Dummy

A man is just starting off his career as a ventriloquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub. So, on his first night, he's going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the fourth row and says, "Excuse me, mister, but no physical attribute of mine affects my mental capability!" The guy is flabbergasted. He stands up and tries to apologize, but is cut off when she says, "You stay out of this, mister. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that jerk on your knee!"