The Blonde and the Pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?"
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!
Q: What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.