Bar Jokes

Out Of Town.

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Ballerina

A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
Anonymous

Three in a Bar

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Submitted BY: MEG