Bar Jokes

Beer Hormones

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Skin Tight

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her. "Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?" "Well," she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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