Ever hear the one about the tenor who was so off-key that even the other tenors could tell?
God is an Artist
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really?! How do you know?" asked the teacher. "You know? Our Father, who does art in Heaven."
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.