Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.
Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.