Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.
Custer's Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts. Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head. On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures of Indians fornicating. After gazing at the painting for some time, the enraged curator demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be. The artist said, "You asked for a painting of Custer's last thoughts," he explained. "That's it. Custer was thinking, 'Holy mackerel, where did all those fucking Indians come from?'"
Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What's the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?
A: They're calling for a Lil Wayne