Art & Music Jokes

Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...

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Heavy Metal Guitarist

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.

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