Face to Face
Person 1: "Hey, how's your face feeling?"
Person 2: "Fine. Why?"
Person 1: "Because it's killing me!"
When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.
Bag of Crap
Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Funny Thought - Fools Gold
Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!
Yo Mama - God Given Looks
Yo mama so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must have been petting a bulldog.