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The best jokes and joke writers!

Face to Face

Person 1: "Hey, how's your face feeling?"
Person 2: "Fine. Why?"
Person 1: "Because it's killing me!"

Born Ugly

When you were born, you were so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother.

Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Funny Thought - Fools Gold

Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!

Yo Mama - God Given Looks

Yo mama so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must have been petting a bulldog.