Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Colorful Face

Q: I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
A: Ugly!

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Beautiful Girl in Russia

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A: A tourist.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Motorist Stopped By Police

Q: A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"
A: The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next to me?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous