Turn Cheek Insult
I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly!
Yo Mama - Mirror
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror!
Yo Mama - Pet Store
Yo mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.
Yo Mama - Nuts
Yo mama so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo Mama - Horse
Yo mama so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.