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Turn Cheek Insult

I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly!

Yo Mama - Mirror

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror!

Yo Mama - Pet Store

Yo mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

Yo Mama - Nuts

Yo mama so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo Mama - Horse

Yo mama so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.