Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Attractive Traits

A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

Anonymous

The Stick

''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''

Anonymous