Appearance Jokes

Yo Momma - Phone Number

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

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Extensions

Q: What one word best describes a box of Jamaican hair extensions?
A: Dreadful

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Yo Mama - Tree

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

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