Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

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Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Net Worth

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Money Jokes (Poor People Jokes)
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