Saggy Boobs

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

Fair Play

A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she suggested that he shave his beard. “Oh Ken, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” Ken replied, “My wife loves this beard, there is no way I could shave it, she would kill me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice. Ken sighed and finally gave in and shaved his face smooth.
That night Ken crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. His wife woke up, reached over and felt his face and said, “Oh Tony, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!”

Yo Mama - Fun House

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the amusement park, they gave her a group discount.