The Ugly Baby on a Bus

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.  She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Dennis Rodman Kicked Out

Q: Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
A: Because his purse didn't match his shoes.

Saggy Boobs

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"