Appearance Jokes

Honesty Isn't Always Best

A man and woman were lying in bed one night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?" The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Butt Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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The Ugly Baby on a Bus

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.  She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Submitted BY: avre1

Dennis Rodman Kicked Out

Q: Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
A: Because his purse didn't match his shoes.

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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