Appearance Jokes

Ugly

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!" The girl turned around and replied "It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won't give you the time of day?"

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Anonymous

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Anonymous

Ronald McDonald

Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
A: You look for the sesame seed buns!

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Submitted BY: turtle91