Apple iBoob

After introducing the iPhone 13, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2022, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Yo Mama - Long Distance

Yo mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!