Appearance Jokes

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Anonymous

Player's Diet

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!

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