Appearance Jokes

Act Your Age

A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size.'' The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Feet Jokes)
Anonymous

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tears

Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears run down her back.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous