Appearance Jokes

Shiners

A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. “What happened to you?” asks his wife. “I’ll never understand women,” he replies. “I was riding on the escalator behind this pretty young girl, when I noticed her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!” “I see, and how did you get the second black eye?” asks his wife. He replies, “Well, I figured she liked it that way, so I pushed it back in again.”

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Butt Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hairline

Yo mama so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
Anonymous

Old Age Honesty

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous