Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Hairline

Yo mama so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
Anonymous

Apple iBoob

After introducing the iPhone 13, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2022, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Old Age Honesty

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous