Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Hairy Knees

Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Close the Blinds

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds."

Categories: Appearance Jokes
Anonymous

Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles
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