Appearance Jokes

A Dikfer on Your Head

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Greyhound Bus

Yo mama's so fat, she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Teeth

Yo mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Old Age Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Old )
Anonymous