Appearance Jokes

Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest.

Anonymous

Getting 10 Fat Cows in Your Basement

Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!

Anonymous