Appearance Jokes

Be Nice

Never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp... He's probably thick and tired of it.

Anonymous

Big Girl's Yeast Infection

Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Greyhound Bus

Yo mama's so fat, she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Anonymous