Appearance Jokes

Animal Crackers

Yo mama so fat she don't eat animal crackers; she eats animals with crackers.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Jelly Rolls

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous

Lady's Hairy Breasts

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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