Appearance Jokes

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Michigan Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

Categories: Insult Jokes , Appearance Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Mirror

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Anonymous