Appearance Jokes

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

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Guy and a Brunette

Q: What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

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Yo Mama - Mirror

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror!

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