Appearance Jokes

Don't Trust a Bald Man

Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!

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Yo Mama - Accident

Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

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