Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Hungry Dream

Q: Why did the dog take a bag of oats to bed at night?
A: To feed his nightmares.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Baby Food

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay," said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really small, "Oh, is that so."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Food Jokes
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Anonymous

Buy the Mule!

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends." "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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