Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Riddles
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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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