Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Dog's Rule of Life

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just lives by a dog's rule of life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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