Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

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Blonde Dog

Q: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?
A: From chasing parked cars!

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Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

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