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K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.

She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Special Days

Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day.

What a great day for bitches.

Magic Dog

Q: What do you call a dog that's also a magician?

A: A labracadabrador !

Old Indian Trick

Q: How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

A: Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.

Problem with a dog

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.